1. presidentgay:

    me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

    me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

    Reblogged from: define-x
  2. vy2cool:



    Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

    Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

    Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

    Reblogged from: cyberchild44
  3. dinok-wahrok:

other thing i just drew


    other thing i just drew

    Reblogged from: dinok-wahrok
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  5. ironpatriotisstupid:


    have you ever just

    stopped whatever you were doing

    to look at an english word and

    “you look like a fake word”


    Reblogged from: punkrockbrit
  6. s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:



    Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.


    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life

    Reblogged from: punkrockbrit
  7. assbutt-in-the-garrison:


    “THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone


    Reblogged from: turtlesaurtherex
  8. rufftoon:

    My morning.

    Reblogged from: turtlesaurtherex
  9. notmargaery:

    *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

    Reblogged from: neocybex
  10. 5herlockholme5:



    ha im a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
    Is seven okay?

    you smooth fucker

    Reblogged from: turtlesaurtherex

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